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Birthday Jokes
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Q.what do you do if a bird sh*ts on your car?
A.never take her out again!!! |
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Q. What was the average age of a cave man?
A. Stone Age!
Q. What goes up and never comes down?
A. Your age!
Q. What do you always get on your birthday?
A. Another year older! |
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sony 3.67 |
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It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
"Oh, I don't know," she said. "Just give me something with diamonds."
That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards. |
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papai1977 3.65 |
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Q: What do you give nin-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Next time, take off the candles."
Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
A: It was a flappy one!
Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!
Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
A: "Hey, what's eating you?"
Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!
# When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.
# My Husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes - but where can you find a bloodshot tie?
# My wife refuses to use Inter Flora for people's birthdays. She says she doesn't think people would like margarine as a present.
# It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
'Oh, I don't know ,' she said . 'Just give me something with diamonds.
That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards. |
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yamyam 3.55 |
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Q: Why did the wife not put birthday candles on her husband's birthday cake?
A: It was not that she did not want to make him feel old, she wanted to save the environment. |
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